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Blue Takis Experience

A Blue Takis Experience is the phenomenon that occurs when you have too many blue Takis and your shit turns greenish-blue. Normally, this phenomenon will occur when one has consumed at least one serving per day on multiple consecutive days, depending on how one's digestive system tends to process. This phenomenon is sometimes accompanied by Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS).
Person A: Bro, I had a Blue Takis Experience last night. It was so wild. My asshole felt like it caught on fire.
Person B: Dude, how blue was your shit after?
Person A: Looked like it came out of an alien's asshole, I swear.

Person B: Well, that's how you know they were legitimate Blue Heat Takis!
by dreamlandddd May 9, 2025
mugGet the Blue Takis Experiencemug.

Taki

Taki’s mix of talent and kindness make him one of the best people you can associate with. Despite being a superhuman athlete, he’ll somehow still be humble. You’ll never laugh harder than when goofing around with him, and you’ll never have more fun than when gaming with him.
For the first time in history, a single player has been offered a position on every soccer team in the world! That player? Taki!
by RCG_Hater December 25, 2023
mugGet the Takimug.

Taki

I really hope you looked this up cuz of the chip brand..
"I really like Taki"
"What??"
"The chip brand"
"Oh, my bad"
by RandomRubbishRick November 20, 2022
mugGet the Takimug.

Takis

Yo go get some takis from CVS aight?
by Sashadash2016 November 4, 2018
mugGet the Takismug.

eat a taki moss

this phrase originates from the 2012 TMNT show, in which April O’Neil attempts to say ‘itadakimas’ but fails miserably like the gringa she is
Person 1: What yummy sushi! Eat a taki moss!
Moss: You know I can’t handle spicy food
by homo_simpson February 28, 2025
mugGet the eat a taki mossmug.

Wet Taki

When your significant other eats an entire bag of Takis, then proceeds to give you a handjob and a blowjob. The sensation of the Taki powder burns your genitalia with pleasure and gives the receiver a euphoric sensation.
Guy #1: Hey, how'd it go with Jennifer last night?
Guy #2: Dude, it was incredible. She gave me a Wet Taki
Guy #1: No way! That's insane!
by Jordan Daniels May 6, 2022
mugGet the Wet Takimug.

taki

It is the name of an educated man who knows how to turn the people around him into positive people. He is wonderful and incomparable. You should love him as you know him.Plus, it's stylish, lovable, and reliableI. I will tell you a secret. The girl who gets close to Taki will be very lucky
by Askelad7 November 24, 2021
mugGet the takimug.

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