Meat Switch

At a Brazilian Steakhouse, they give you a small object to place in front of you. If the green side is up, they'll keep offering you more meat. If it's red, they'll pass by you. This "Meat Switch" controls how much meat you ultimately get.

Bob, you still eating?
No, I'm stuffed.
Flip your Meat Switch to red then, so they stop bothering you.
Gotcha

by CDChurch August 16, 2010

Nintendo Switch Parental Controls

To torture a kid with

Fuck no! My kid can’t use the Switch a lot! Lemme fuckin roast him with Nintendo Switch Parental Controls.

by rubberdumber February 12, 2021

The Tapia Switcheroo

The act of telling your homie that you have a threesome lined up with a hot chick and she's on the way. You convince him to get started without her. While you're boning your homie from behind you keep telling him that the chick is on the way. Once you creampie your homie, you roll over and go to sleep while your homie gets to reflect on how he just got bamboozled.

Mom I can't sit down today, the homie gave me The Tapia Switcheroo last night. Homie got me good.

by El Salvage December 19, 2018

switch hitter

a bisexual or sexually flexible guy/gal. originally meant someone who bats with both hands equally well, or someone who plays for both teams.

sarina's a switch hitter, she goes both ways.

by dagger_grrl November 1, 2003

Hungarian Switcheroo

It is a sex game. It's like the Cincinnati Switcheroo, but with a Russian Roulette twist. You and your friends ejaculate in tha same condom, mix it, than give the condom to an other guy, who was not part of the game. He than does the good ol' Cincinnati Switcheroo. 9 months later, the guy who got the baby lose.

We did the Hungarian Switcheroo 9 months ago and I lost, now Janice demand child support.

by Saelliv Malmoe February 8, 2019

switching up

When a person acts differently either because they don't wanna hang out with you no more or they feel they too good for you. IT'S WRONG DON'T DO IT.

I remember my girl Kylie we used to hang out all the time but now she switching up so I don't fuck with her no more

by peakofthegeek September 17, 2017

Roommate Switch

The act of going out with one roommate, then realizing you like the other one more and wanting to switch. However, if you simply break up with your girlfriend her roommate will be too loyal to her to go out with you. So you request a menage a trois to your girlfriend, and she will be so offended by the fact that you're attracted to her roommate that she will break up with you. Then she will tell her roommate, who will understand that you like her. Your ex will not be against this in any way, because she was the one who dumped you. You will have successfully performed the roommate switch.

Made popular by Seinfeld.

Jerry: I want to go out with his girlfriend's roommate, but I can't think of a way.
George: You should try the roommate switch.

by WhileyCoyote April 25, 2010