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slippery bagel

When a man cums in his dates mouth, who then in turn spits the said cum back in his asshole whilst inserting a large dildo.
“Jim and James were drunk last night and gave each other slippery bagels”

“I picked up a granny at the pub last night and she insisted on giving me the slippery bagel”

listening to her sing was more painfull than a slippery bagel”

“ you disgusting slippery bagel”
by Woaks May 29, 2018
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Slippery Wombat

"Damn man, that little fella looks slick.""

"Yeah man, I'd keep him on a leash...but he's a pretty slippery wombat. The leash just slides right off."
by THE Slippery Wombat April 19, 2019
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skipper boy

Skipper boy is something you would call someone if they are being a chicken. Like if they refuse to do something like a dare you call them a skipper boy.
Person A: "come get me skipper boy!"

Person B: "No!"
by ThineOlConiChi December 17, 2021
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Big Skipper

A Big Skipper is a heavy woman that is strangely attractive. You can find them at local watering holes, if there’s karaoke. Big Skippers while attractive are capable of inflicting serious bodily harm and are known to throw down over any slight, real, or perceived.
Dude 1: “Nixon, what happened to your eye; did you get in a beef last night?

Nixon: “Dude, I was sneaking out with that Big Skipper and three hicks jumped me in the parking lot. Good thing I picked that heavy hitter, she banged out two hicks and I fought the third to a draw.”
by P-Biddy June 29, 2018
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thicc skipper

thicc skipper is a truly thicc boi, from the Penguins of Madagascar episode Action Reaction. beautiful songs have been written about him.
Sure, Thanos and Cap are thicc, but are they as thicc as thicc skipper?
by LondoniumZ May 18, 2019
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The Slippery Gac

A variation of the Parisian Soft-Sword.

Prepare the Parisian Soft-Sword as normal, but instead of using it, ask her to make you a sandwich. When she returns with your sandwich, make sure that you're covered in body oil. When she asks why, slap her in the face as per the traditional Parisian Soft-Sword method, and run away with the sandwich before she can react.
Bro #1: I was going to give here the Parisian Soft-Sword last night, but I decided to go with The Slippery Gac instead.

Bro #2: What type of sandwich did you get?

Bro #1: Turkey, although I didn't eat most of it because of the splash damage.
by Beringer2 September 25, 2010
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slippery ghecko

When you’re balls deep in your mrs while in the shower and pull your dick out and shove it in her ass and she tries to climb up the glass
Oh yeah have you ever slippery gheckoed your mrs it’s mad
by Flogaretti October 21, 2017
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