Brown Sweater

A girl with an extremely hairy, almost bushy if you will, anal region. The old brown eye could use with a serious waxing.

Braaaaahh I had that ass up and was about it hit it and looked down at a brown sweater. Had to weed through the brush to get in there.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

bitch, swerve

1. When you're telling a bitch to change lanes, or get off the road. i.e. when she's out of line, and/or plain ass wrong.

2. Telling a bitch to change the subject.

3. When there's shit in the road, and you're telling the bitch to avoid the shit.

1. Bitch: Eat my nasty cunt.

Me: Bitch, swerve.

2. Bitch: Where were you last night/What's her name?

Me: Bitch, swerve.

3. *bitch is driving down the road, there's shit in the road*

Me: BITCH, SWERVE!

by Bigand thicke February 18, 2014

swerve and perv

Swerve and perv is when someone is driving and takes his eyes off the road in order to check out girls that are in another vehicle or walking on the sidewalk. This results in the car swerving while he is perving.

"Dude you almost crashed into that car! You gotta stop with that swerve and perv!"

by Kractoes December 2, 2013

steaven newed

Being Steaven Newed is being beaten in the back of the head with a big hard cover book repeatedly.

Deacon gained a concussion a ruptured eardrumfrom being Steaven Newed last week.

by Mike the disaster. February 6, 2018

Sweater puppies

A woman's breasts.

She's got her sweater puppies covered up with that shirt.

by Anjigirl May 23, 2018

norwegian sweater-vest

When a guy or group of guys cum on a girl's chest in a criss cross fashion and then shave their pubic hair on her.

I can't believe that that girl let us give her a norwegian sweater-vest.

by ksmith4 May 16, 2011

sweatering

The act of hovering so close to your friend in a bar that you appear to be his sweater, which inadvertently keeps women from approaching the group.

Those chicks were looking hard, but Jimmy was sweatering me so they moved on.

by woodchipper May 20, 2008