Swashfuckling

Two male pirates fighting each other with their penises.

I saw these two mates Swashfuckling below the deck.

by werntbert December 1, 2018

swearhards

Simply put- folks that fucking swear. Hard. Swearhards. i.e. libtards, or sjws& their ilk

You said something mildly offensive which could be blown out proportion Susan, you better watch out cause the swearhards will getcha.

by Azoth January 24, 2019

Sweatshirt weather

Sweatshirt weather is the type of climate which is most suitable for wearing a sweatshirt/hoodie. The ideal temperature for a sweatshirt is 35-75 degrees fahrenheit

girl: i want a guys sweatshirt but i don’t know what the sweatshirt weather is!
girl 2:oh it’s 35-75 degrees babe!

by hitormissmewiththatgayish October 14, 2019

seattle sweatshirt

When your fucking a dirty, hairy tree hugger from Seattle and when cum in her mouth it blows her head off like Curt Kobain

I gave her that hobo hobby the Seattle sweatshirt

by Fire 12 March 11, 2017

Carson Sweatshirt

A Carson Sweatshirt is a sweatshirt someone is always wearing.

Charlie is wearing his damn Carson Sweatshirt again.

by TheMilkyassassn May 20, 2017

Dirty Sweatshirt

When a woman stretches her pussy lips and wraps them around the head of a man's dick.

My girlfriend gave me a dirty sweatshirt for my birthday and I loved it.

by Sliggy75 August 28, 2017

The SeaSheperd Of Bath Salts

The SeaShepards Of Bath Salts include When whale whores and bath salts mate from bad pocket watches, broken dreams and bad whale blubber. When cooked in a dark arts caldron the overflow of hypnosis has a foul stench and a over burden of incest. The Captain is mom made with a slight hit of her brother and a hum from her uncle.

" The SeaSheperd Of Bath Salts have a strong pokerface yet drop to there knees when Lady GaGa comes calling."

by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019