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taken from the legend himself, Matt Swaby. Means sumthing or someone is "pretty 'fly' for a white guy"
Steve said to Jo that Bill was looking kinda 'Swaby'
by steeb February 11, 2003
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swabber

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1. one who performs a nasal or throat swab for the detection of bacteria or virus

2. one who swabs any surface
A swabber can prevent false results during covid-19 test if he's thoroughly following protocols
by timlight April 22, 2020
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Deck swabbing

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When you meet a man for the first time and you use the hand that's not shaking theirs to reach down and feel their package.
When meeting one's future in-laws it is considered polite to give the father a good deck swabbing to see what lies below.
by Alcoholic Synonymous August 29, 2011
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swabe

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Pron. Sway-bee

1) To stutter over ones words without actually having the excuse of having a stutter as your defence.

To take so long to make a point that everyone who is listening gets bored and stops paying attention.

or

2) To be the focal point of office ribbing.
1) "Oh no, he's going swabe again - someone shut him up."

2) "He's the swabe"

or

"Who's the swabe here?"
by All concerned June 8, 2007
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Swabbage Patch

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A popular dance in the Bay Area, created by rapper Mace Dre. The dance involves moving your arms in a trance-like motion, very similar to "feelin' yourself".
Baydestrian 1: Yo, you see that cutti gettin down with the swabbage patch?

Baydestrian 2: Dude goin' hella retarded!
by rappergonebad October 29, 2009
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Cock swabbler

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1. While in the act of felatio, a male or female violently slaps and mops (swabs) his/hers face with the cock.

2. A brown noser or ass kisser.
1. Last night I had my first cock swabbler and it was like a car wreck, everything going everywhere except her mouth.

2. I ran into that cock swabbler Martin, and he told me he got the promotion, I wasn't surprised.
by Alven G. July 22, 2009
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Hobbled by Swabs

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The weakest link in the chain when it comes to effective COVID-19 testing and contact tracing.
Yup! We've got the test, the reagents, the patients, the demand and pretty much everything else we need... except for the cotton-tipped nasal applicators. The greatest country on earth has been Hobbled by Swabs...
by YAWA April 17, 2020
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