Subway Moment

A crisis intestinal issue. Term coined after a friend with intestinal distress, while travelling in a car back to work after eating at a Jason's Deli restaurant, was pleading for the driver to stop at a Subway restaurant, which was the nearest restroom possibility. The driver was unable to make it to Subway, and as they passed the Subway, the friend in distress was moaning "Ohh Subwayyyy, Subwayyyy!"

Pull over quickly, the taco bell is causing a Subway moment.

by Rotolio April 14, 2022

swedish subway

when someone sits on another persons lap and they both shit into the toilet

my dad was on the toilet so i was forced to do the Swedish subway with him

by king subway swimmer February 22, 2014

Subway Sistas

When two women share a mutual pole riding experience with the same man. (The female equivalent of Eskimo Bros)

Person A: Have you heard LaDasha slept with Mike last night?

Person B: So did Rachael's skanky ass, I guess they Subway Sistas now

by chaboiblue September 30, 2015

Subway Short

A literal rizz god

"Uh Oh better hide yo shorty subway short just pulled up

by Tism tim April 12, 2023

double subway

A vile sexual act reserved for dirty jail cells and the basements of the stickiest gay bars. An act so unspeakable that it cannot be put into words.

Jared Fogle screamed to his cell mate, "Please no! Not the double subway! Anything but that!"

by doublesubway January 26, 2016

Shit Subway

The act of two people pressing each others asses together with assholes in perfect alignment and shitting a turd back and forth.

Me and Ralph are gonna take a ride on the shit subway if you know what I mean.

by TheMentalExecutioner November 7, 2019

Subway Butt

adj. when your butt is all dirty from riding in the NYC subways

Jeff: “Hey get off the clean hotel bed, you have a subway butt!”
Sarah: “Okay, okay, I will!”

by justthoughtiwouldshare May 22, 2020