karl streitel

that English that decides he likes calling on people when they aren't paying attention.

aka. the spawn of satans butt hole

student 1: hey do you have the English teacher on the third floor?

student 2: oh my god yeah. he's a Karl streitel.

by wtfisgoingon1738 December 4, 2015

Sprite Dogg

Someone who can fit their penis in a sprite bottle and has room to spare.The user usually owns a chode.

Jack is called sprite dogg because he can some how fit his penis in a sprite bottle

by york hunt July 31, 2008

strategically shacking

When someone (usually a girl) plans on shacking with someone of the opposite sex, but doesn't want the other person to know she planned on staying over, she packs strategic items in her purse, such as a contact case, make-up remover, toothbrush, maybe even flip flops.

"I planned on strategically shacking, and it worked--he had no idea I had my contact solution and toothbrush in my purse!"

by Sporgan May 13, 2006

strategic vom

A big vomit just before you go to sleep so you won't wake up deathly hungover (or die in your sleep)

"Man, if it weren't for that strategic vom last night when I got home from dinner at my boss's house, I wouldn't even be around to share this story"

by strategicvom April 4, 2009

strife-guard

To help others who are having difficulty in a situation you are familiar with.

John, having been in a similar situation when he was a child, decided to strife-guard the boy who was too afraid to go down the slide.

by jmb0225 August 27, 2009

strategic procrastination

Putting off starting or completing a task or responding to an invitation because of the possibility it will go away.

When my neighbor told me she had canceled her Tupperware party, I was glad I had practiced strategic procrastination.

by midcenturyantique November 19, 2009

Strategically Scratched

when getting to a good part in a movie on dvd, the scene stops and flickers, untill you must fast forward to a bad part.

Spencer: Wow this movie sucks

Will: Dam I know every good scene cant be read by the dvd player

Thomas: This dvd is "Strategically Scratched" I hate blockbuster

by DJ SpinGood September 7, 2010