stretch a cock 

When a member of the male species bends over naked, and stretches his penis so as he can touch the tip of the helmet to his tongue giving himself oral pleasure.

I wish that I could stretch a cock like Nick and Patrick do.

stretch a cock by shawn May 27, 2004

Stretch nuts

Noun. Really bad dis for a guy who’s still a virgin.

Hey stretch nuts! When are you going to lose your virginity?

Stretch nuts by B-rizzle November 21, 2018

Stretch her out 

To put your fist into a girls vagina/pussy.

Hey sexy momma let me fucking stretch your phat pussy. Yo bro, did you stretch her out. Yessir I did!

Stretch her out by AHG HOOLIE GANG June 16, 2022

stretch dog 

a loser

Pullman is a stretch dog

stretch dog by Grimace October 8, 2003

Stretch Armstrong 

Remember how Stretch Armstrong worked? Getting a Stretch Armstrong is when your lame ass gets totally crucified by your sister in Fantasy Football so bad that it feels like she pulled your arms out of the socket until the icky goo inside you oozed out.

Wow! Adam's sister really gave him a Stretch Armstrong this week...117 to 49! What a pickle smoocher!

Stretch Armstrong by Amherst CFB's September 11, 2006

[Stretch throat]

stretch throat is when someone tells you that they have a sore throat but you know that person has been giving sloppy toppings lately , but act as if they don't understand why . Similiar to strep throat because there is imflamation in the throat but different solely because you know they a hoe.

Jane: man my throat is really sore , and I don't know why just came out of nowhere!

John: No kidding sounds to me like you've got stretch throat!! You should really see a doctor about that!

[Stretch throat] by Kilthy Fi April 24, 2019

Stretch Limo 

It's an expansion on the minivan (2 in front; 5 in back) to be 2 in front 10 in back. When a girl has 2 fingers in her vagina and then two fists in her ass.

Did you see that chick in a stretch limo? Yeah, definitely needed a lube job.

Stretch Limo by ksoze720 June 1, 2019