Strand-up comedy

The way one's hair can look first thing in the morning, sticking straight up in all directions.

When Bob woke up this morning, his hair looked like a strand-up comedy.

by Gary N. September 11, 2007

Stranded Whale

When having sex in the doggy style position, grab both her arms while railing her. The longer you hold this position the more like a stranded whale on a beach she will look.

Tino was watching discovery channel and witnessed a stranded whale while having sex with his girl and attempted to re enact the scene.

by Flipper2010 April 22, 2010

Strandom

Strange and Random

A Lady Walking down the street,talking about savin the world with a lamp shade on her head,and a bull horn in hand telling people in a cemetery that the end is near. That is Strandom.

by Josh&Jessica T October 10, 2009

Stranded At Sea

Out there, alone in thought, daydreaming while at sea, happy no one is getting it as the joke is on them.

Tommy kept missing the gaff on the monster Dolphin, as Roger exclaimed, "What are you stranded at sea? Get your head out of your ass and gaff that thing before it gets off!"

by BSHAK July 27, 2011

Stranded

When you finished shitting and there's no toilet paper.

Always make sure toilet paper or you'll get stranded.

by Hemeroid McGee December 25, 2016

Stranny

Sports Tranny.

A man who transitions to a woman and dominates in women's sports.

Lia Thomas is a complete Stranny

by KohanLord April 1, 2022

strandom

A combination of "stranded" and "random."

At a sports bar: "Wow, look at that silverware. It's all strandom."

Or: "What if you were driving and you randomly ran out of gas and you were stranded? Wouldn't that be so strandom?"

by mscdex.exe December 16, 2007