ex-static

when your ex calls ,and you're not too excited about it, and you have to get off the phone, you run into some ex-static.

yo dawg, shaniqua called the otha day and i told her i couldn't talk cuz i didnt have reception.

aw for real, was you going through a tunnel?

nah dawg, it was some ex-static.

by bobjoneshector October 1, 2008

static HTML bitch

The lowest kind of developer; someone who knows barely enough HTML to create simple tables and forms.

The lowest kind of developer is a web developer, and the lowest kind of web developer is a static HTML bitch.

by Ron January 24, 2003

Static2k

1) Idiots who call themselves rappers
2) Idiots who drink lots of "Faygo" which you can buy at Fiesta for 25 cents a bottle.
3) Idiots who rip off the cover art of a Mike Patton album and apply it to their face.
4) People who make shitty movies.
5) Idiots who do all of the above.

All of Static2k

by Tommy October 20, 2003

Static2k

found this on place on google. agree with other replies.

This place is just like a good percentage of the web is...complete trash

Static2k is really great if you like hip hip. dont like hip hop, you should die, eh. yes, eh.

by Cat Man Do, Africa November 24, 2003

static

sometimes used in place of the word status, especially in urban areas where speech may not be as clearly defined when talking

It take alot to get to this static baby! See you at the top!

by don juan II January 30, 2010

a static lullaby

see heard it already

spoiled rock stars who think theyre making music. have they no shame????!! nice pants though.

at least glassjaw sounds fairly decent.

by no hay problema February 29, 2004

Static

To be happy in a general way. The opposite of vexxed or angry.

Yo man I am so static

by T-bitz May 26, 2007