statistics

A swear word referring to the disgusting experience of having diarrhea at a time when you were supposed to be having fun.

"I can't come to the party, mate, I've got statistics"

by MSc Ed Res January 25, 2016

Statistics yuh

Statistics

Statistics yuh statistics yuh yuh

by Pinche Jonny wey January 21, 2021

statistics freak

A person or thing that is unusual is many statistics.

"You're british and you dont like tea? You're a statistics freak!"

by “”” August 3, 2021

Statistics

Statistics is the study of lying with facts.

This is technically based on facts but its a lie: Statistics show that more than 80% of dentists recommend Colgate.

by IKnowFax July 19, 2022

Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them.

A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers

"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."

by Outside_Win3020 May 23, 2025

baseball statistics

A group of many different things used to compare baseball players. This can range from batting average, Homeruns and Strikeouts to advanced statistics such as WAR, OPS, and VORP.

Person 1: "That player struck out again! He sucks!!"
Person 2: " While me might not have done well today, when you look at the player's Baseball statistics, he's actually a pretty good player."

by D-Money-Swag February 23, 2015

Unboxing Statistics

Unboxing Statistics is a YouTuber who makes 24/7 Livestreams, Statistic Videos, and Minecraft Shorts.

He also has a discord server here |
https :/ / discord.gg / PmC6xgwS

Statistics and Subscriber Count Live streams. That’s Unboxing Statistics.

by Unboxing Statistics July 25, 2022