Steaming Richard

a sleep-over prank. while your friend is sleeping, you poop into a sock, microwave it for about 8 seconds, then slap your friend in the face with it

"Don't even think about giving me a steaming richard while i'm sleeping"

by Tommy F. September 21, 2005

Shower Stamina

The incredible stamina that is given to you when you attempt beat off in the shower. Due to shower stamina, beating off in the shower takes 3 times longer

"Hey Joe, why were you in the shower so long?"

"Bro beating it in the shower takes foever. Fucking shower stamina!"

by Americandragonblakelong December 5, 2010

lyrical stamina

The ability to rhyme with great energy and endurance.

Man the MC is flowin' like mad, he's got some serious lyrical stamina.

by MC Redy September 24, 2010

staring at the sun

1. stupid
2. a bad idea

George: I think we should invade Iraq then stay there for awhile. I never liked American soldiers anyway.
Reporter on CNN: It looks like the president is staring at the sun again today.

by Curtbash August 25, 2008

big steaming pile o'shit

Something Of Terrible Quality

Dude, this Creed Album is a big steaming pile o'shit

by heavysteve May 12, 2008

Steaming Aunt Jemima

A bowl/bucketful of fresh piss and diarrhea, poured over someone's head like syrup over a stack of pancakes.

Non-Sexual: The juvenile miscreants were so vile that they gave a boat full of tourists a Steaming Aunt Jemima as it passed beneath bridge on which they stood.
Sexual: Their favorite type foreplay progressed over time from anal fingering, to a Glass Bottom Boat, then a Hot Carl, and finally ending up as a Steaming Aunt Jemima because they were some seriously fucked individuals.

by Captain Sodomy October 12, 2006

Not hating, just stating

Not wishing to offend or anger anyone, but simply must be said.

She should NOT be wearing that skirt. Not hating, just stating...

by fearyomamma April 20, 2010