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Stacie

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Noun

1 :the most exquisite woman in all womanity
2 :A dreamlike woman plucked right out of proverbs 31
3 :A lady created and crafted by our Lord to enamour any man that knows what a good woman is: but particularly designed with to draw Brandyns with an irresistable effect
4 :Proof of the imagination and goodness of our creator God
5 :A most kind and Gifted nurse who cares for her patients with the love of Christ
6 :A gifted musician and pianist who could easily play concert piano professionaly if she was ever tired of nursing
7 :a woman to be loved above all others in all times and places
8 :a place to plant your love and watch it grow into something wonderful that produces sweet and succulent fruit daily, hourly, by the minute
9 :The babysitter that you had a crush on as a child

10 :a woman whos beautiful expressions often betray her true emotions to the man that loves her most
11: a woman whos being is not confined to definition or imagination but pushes and far exeeds the limits of all language and expression to portray her beauty in all of its forms...
" I am so blessed to have Stacie! She is way out of my league"
by cookiebubba May 21, 2019
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Stacer

Moderately good looking guy usually middle-aged who is always ready to order a drink or finish a drink. Loves to collect garbage, especially cords. Always ready to destroy the upstairs bathroom like the Mongols decimating a small village and never leaves the fan on, so that nearby victims can bask in their misery. A Stacer has its own set of time. Sometimes they are late, certainly never early, may not show up at all. Stacer loves a deal, a coupon or a discount on anything even things they don't use.
Q: Have you seen Stacer, I ordered him a drink?
A: I think he is destroying the upstairs bathroom again, but you can bet he will be down to finish that drink, its Stacer!

Q: Is Stacer coming?
A: Probably not, he said he was, but there was a sale that specialized in unusable computer parts from the 70's, there might be some cords he doesn't need.

Q: What is Stacer doing?

A: Well there was a coupon for knitting needles so he's buying those.

Q: Oh, Stacer knits?

A: No, not at all, but there was a coupon.
by knowy knowitall February 22, 2022
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Travel 'Stache

(noun) a moustache grown and maintained for the sole purpose of a special vacation. This particular mustache is a head-turner in airports, train and bus stations, and cruise ships in particular. May be more noticeable to women, especially women with children ages 5-12.
Player #1)

Yo soul brotha did you see that cat's travel 'stache?

Player #2) FOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHH! Them shits be right.
by Los Bunditos November 24, 2009
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Gwen Stacy

Thy process of arching thy back.

Relating to the comics and movies of 'The Amazing Spiderman' where love interest Gwendolyne Maxine Stacy falls of a tower/bridge and dies in the figure of arching her spine.
I'm gonna pull a Gwen Stacy for the gymnastics tournament!
by slayussy February 10, 2022
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stacherash

After going down on a bitch for ages with stubble it irritates her skin around the fanny. Rash by Moustache
Hey wanna fuck again Angel?

"Ehh, no way,Stacherash is killin me"
by Graham Wallace August 6, 2007
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pube stache

Someone attempting to grow a mustache but hasn't finished puberty yet so it doesn't fill in properly.
Wow, that kid has such a pube stache.
by <|-|51s December 17, 2008
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Creeper 'stache

Pronounced Creeper Stash. It is a thin, finely haired mustache, sported by all manner of sketchy men. It can be used as physical proof that a man is creepy.
Not all men with mustaches are creeps. However, creepy men stereotypically have mustaches like this.
Winnie: "I knew it from the start. I saw his Creeper 'stache, and I turned tail and ran."
Carla: "It's just such a puny, weak tuft of undesirable hair. Who in their right mind would want one?"
by RedFlagRedFlagRedFlag May 7, 2010
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