Squirrel

A woman who is obsessed with getting sex, she is constantly trying to make excuses to get it, even falsifying plans in order to get a man's nuts.

Bobby: "Dude, Amanda is such a squirrel."
Geoffrey: "I know, man, she's always after my nuts!"

by SkwirllieSquirrel August 29, 2011

squirrel

any small, hyperactive woodland creature that belongs to the order "Rodentia" and the family "Sciuridae" that is bent on world domination and stealing nuts and seeds and "incidently" forgetting where they hid them. they team up with other small, beady eyed animals on their hysterical plot.

squirrels, hamsters, cockatiels, mice! they all have hypnotic powers in their beady brains. why else do they make ppl swerve off the road or become road kill in the end?

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 17, 2005

Squirrel

An evil little creature, that is seen in the forest or when your super high. If you ever see one of these creatures be aware that it is ploting against you and all of society. This creature is bent on taking over the world!!!

person a (while looking at his hand): Oh Shit!! It's a squirrel!!
person b: WTF?!?!

by mitch_hellyeah December 18, 2008

Squirreling

To stock up on drinks before the end of happy hour or last call

Natalie started squirreling when she heard 2 for 1 drinks were about to end.

by FlipCup1023 January 13, 2013

squirrel

A funny name for a funny creature.

The squirrel is eating my nuts of pea.

by B.S.S.M December 8, 2003

Squirrel

A male, usually of college age, typically drunk, who makes obvious advances on large number of women in a short period of time.

Derived from that fact that squirrels go from tree to tree trying to find a nut

Dude John is a total squirrel tonight he has hit on every woman in this bar.

by crew8221 March 9, 2004

squirreled

After a girl is done giving you head she keeps your cum in the side of her cheek tricking you into thinking she swallowed it. Then when you kiss her she spits it back in your mouth.

Ashly gave me the best head the other day, but just when I thought it was ok to kiss her that ho squirreled me!

by zostron3030 March 13, 2008