To Squirrel

To disappear from a drinking event without anyone noticing, and then return to home.

The behavior is sometimes a response to shame from not being able to hang with the big boys and girls.

In some instances the behavior is the result of such a drunken level of stupor that the individual turns on his or her Lassie instincts and finds his or her way home like a K9.

To Squirrel

Mike: Where the fuck did Amir go?
General Consensus: I have no idea!
Mike: Damn it! Amir squirreled again!

by Francois1980 February 27, 2009

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squirrely

Adjective: 1. mildly insane

2. unpredictable and jumpy, often in a cowardly way

3. nutty; resembling a squirrel looking for nuts

I read about some squirrely guy, who claims, he just don't believe in fightin'.
And I wonder just how long, the rest of us can count on being free.

-Merle Haggard

by viciousvogel November 3, 2009

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Squirrel Server

Humours mis-pronunciation of SQL Server, used either ironically or for speed between tecchies.

"Why's the server running Slow?"
"Squirrel Server's taken up all the resources"

"omg, you run your mission critical on Microsoft Squirrel? Are you insane"

by J-Cutter December 24, 2009

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squirrel's got a nose bleed

Slang for a womans period, time of the month, got the painters in, on the rag etc................

Bloke: I'm feelin' really horny, why don't you slink your way over here and slide your hot fufu up & down on my rod of love?

Bird: Would love to give the fufu a workout, but I can't. Squirrel's got a nose bleed.

by Baloolabel May 1, 2011

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