Squintz

Glasses. Could be safety glasses, sunnies or sight squintz.

Sik squintz dude are those a thrift store find?

by Proeski May 22, 2018

Squint Juice

Any form of light that makes your eyes squint.

(Prefferably in a southern US drawl or Australian accent)

“Are you ok!?”

“Yeah, I just got some squint juice in my eyes, that’s all...”

by pungalung November 2, 2018

Squintern

Short for "Squint Intern". Can refer to any number of interns to Dr. Temperance Brennan at the Jeffersonian Institute on the TV show Bones. They all have backgrounds in, or are studying, forensic anthropology. At first, there was only one, Zack Addy, but when he no longer worked at the Jeffersonian, he was replaced by a cycle of numerous "squinterns".

Dr. Saroyan: Dr. Brennan, you could use a second pair of eyes. We happen to be squintern-free.
Professor Jude: There you go! I will be your squintern.

by ZivaDavid700 November 3, 2020

Squinky

A loveable, huggable individual that really means the world to you; someone you cherish your time with (platonically)

Person 1: Do you want to cuddle and watch a movie together?
Person 2: Aw, you're such a squinky.

by eyesofcrows January 25, 2023

Squinky

A huggable lovable individual who really means the world to you; someone you cherish your time with (platonic)

RTGame is such a Squinky, really comes up with some Youtube ideas!

by Plasmat1c January 26, 2023

Eskimo squint

A wedgie so incredibly intense that the Eskimo will squint

These new fleece Christmas leggings sure have my Eskimo squinting

by Painter December 25, 2016

shit squint

The twinge in a girl's eye after he takes it out of her ass and puts it in her mouth, the ol'ATM! MMMM, good.......

I live to see the shit squint in a girl's eye when she tastes her own fecal matter......

by Sam and Chris January 22, 2007