squirting melon

The act of a lactating large breast with a sweet yet bitter taste when squeezed will project a min. 4 feet.

Honey please keep your squirting melon away from my coffee!

by fruit salad May 13, 2005

simming community

A group of people across social media who talk about the sims, play sims, make videos, and tweet about the sims. They all are a tight knit community and will ban, block, and report you if you hate on any one of them. It is quite fun.

I am a part of the simming community.

by SimmerAndSpice December 22, 2014

Squishing a raisin

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an elderly woman

Source: "NEVER GO FULL RETARD!" (H1Z1 Funny moments)

Nanners: Is there any such thing as an old lady that's a virgin? Is that a thing?

Chilled: Yeah, nuns are. Do you think Mother Teresa died a virgin?

Nanners: So you have sex with a nun, and then, it would be popping a raisin?

Chilled: It would be crushing a raisin.

Hutch: It would be like mashing a raisin. I feel like smushing a raishin would ... squishing a raisin, there we go.

by datmanydocris April 25, 2016

squishing your gummies

Smashing your testicles together

Squishing your gummies is the worst pain a man could feel.

by Pokes23233 April 4, 2017

squirting september

(Same as Destroy Dick December) you must squirt the amount of times as he say it is

You girls getting ready to start squirting September?

by Annskd December 1, 2017

Scumming

Verb. The act of a whorebag hunting for a creauture of questionable morals and/or hygiene with whom to consummate a thrilling act of debauchery with outside their own social status.

Guy: "Man, Jackie is really going after that toothless Meth Monster!"
Guy2: "Yeah, I guess it's hormones, she's been really scumming it lately... oh wait, sorry, she's just a whore"

by Imgod44 December 11, 2018

Seimming

The process of attaching two pieces of cloth together with ejaculation fluid.

Me: *making a jacket for my jacket potato*
Roommate: dude wtf, get some pants on, I was gonna eat that potato!
Me: too late now, I'm seimming a jacket for him.

by Juicy D. Devon March 31, 2020