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Diabetic Squidward House

When you are chubby and think you look nice on TikTok. Outside of tiktok, they are a couch potato who sits there eating Pringle’s until 2am binge watching Spongebob.
Marry: “Your a Diabetic Squidward House”

Isaac: “ what do you mean?” * asks while binge watching Spongebob *
Marry: “My case Is closed”
by Badkitty May 21, 2019
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Handsome Squidward

He is the most sexiest and coolest person in the world, he is soooo hot and his big butt chin describes how much he loves you. Hes very good in bed and wants to be your sugar daddy. People can tend to get jealous of his charm, And he will turn you on like a light switch.
by Cecebear February 9, 2022
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Squidward

A badass octopus who doesn't play with shit.
Squidward: "and I curse everyone who ever enjoyed it to an early, and well deserved, GRAVE!"
by Peacock Sherman Manjankerson September 13, 2013
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squidward's community college

Very good college yes can speell now Obama was in my class verygood my name is Jeff bezos have many lambors v goof my teacher was Mickey Mouse (heh had an affair with with shrek ).
squidward's community college college is very good school
by Sour. Ghost October 24, 2020
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Squidward

When a guy flips his balls above his penis so his balls look like squidward's head and your dick looks like his nose.
"Dude go put a squidward in his mouth"
by yanks1194 June 5, 2009
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skidmarks

encrusted or soft fecal forget-me-nots that are transferred from your anal paintbrush to your underware canvas.
his underware were so bad they had to call the highway patrol to come measure the skidmarks from the accident.
by your mom September 3, 2003
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