penile squeegee

The act of rubbing one's penis against his partner's anus in order to remove external feces after anal penetration.

(penile squeegee in action) "Will you squeegee for me when you're done? I'm tired of the skid-marks in my underwear."

by Stud Monkey October 8, 2008

squinge

whenever in the course of life violent,sick-twisted images flail before your eyes; a cringe and a squint greet in a horrible embrace

whenever i see your tan mammy (even a defaced picture of her corpse) i squinge

by bob the ball July 12, 2005

Squenis

n. a penis that has the texture of a squid; not erect; flacid

Che le le is so ugly she's only seen squenis.

by lil' rin rin November 10, 2008

Squang

A great group of people, usually more girls than boys, who do stupid and idiotic things on purpose to get in trouble because it's funny to them

Boy 1 : Hey Dario go suck a peen
boy 2 : Go buckle that girls knees, she cries about everything
boy 3: Hahaha serah is such a wimp

Girl 1: Yall are dipshits

girl 2: -sitting in corner and silently laughing-
Boy: We should have a Squang house when we are older

by Squang February 15, 2019

luigi Squeegee

Cleans your penis after anal. While the penis is still inside the anus, give firm pokes simultaneously to the sides, when the anus clenches, quickly remove your penis, feces free.

The last time my girl and I did anal, she left me dirty. This time I'm giving her the luigi squeegee.

by yeldak March 28, 2009

Squeegee

When you are having anal sex with a girl. While intercourse you poke her in the ass with a needle or thumb tack and as soon as she tightens up you pull out and there is no clean up.

"I gave the ol' squeegee to my skank last night, she tightend up so fast, it almost pinched the head off."

by amfjmr February 8, 2005

squingile

The anatomical morphology of the marflar (see urban dictionary) is called the squingile as their upper appendages resemble the trunk of the pacyderma. Squingile (sq-uin-gee-lee) are well adept at forplanning by misinforming others of falsified truths in the interest of maintaining positions of power that insure domestic tranquility and public faith in the system.

The squingile trumped most of the presidential contenders with the poise of a lion and the grace of an angel knowing well that he'd set a trap years in advance making the rest, sauce for the goose.

by herb pluribus unam May 15, 2016