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Make my ass squeak

When your ass tightens so much it makes a squirrel like squeak.
“Josh you’re gonna make my ass squeak.”
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moonwalk squeak

1. what happens when someone tries to moonwalk with wet and/or brand-new shoes.
2. when someone tries to attempt something cool and fails miserably.
Jeff: Did you see Joe try to do a backflip off of the fence?
Sam: Dude. Total moonwalk squeak
by electromancerOmniscient February 16, 2015
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squeak of shame

The squeak made by the stall door when entering or exiting the stall to take a dump. The squeak of shame is often avoided by faking a pis.
There was another person in the restroom so Ron faked a pis until they left to avoid the squeak of shame.
by Stall Master April 14, 2010
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Clap and Squeak

From the Scottish Clapshot and British Bubble and Squeak, Clap and Squeak is a version of Bubble and Squeak made with Clapshot as the base.
It is a mashed mixture of carrot, potato, and turnip. Sliced and lightly simmered cabbage and kale are mixed in, then the dish is put into a buttered baking dish. Panko bread crumbs and cheese are put on top and then bake until brown. The namesake of the british dish comes from the sounds it makes in the oven while cooking.
I love a good clap and squeak with my scotch eggs.
by D.isfor.Donut September 18, 2020
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Someone who says “Squeak” and “Geek”

A loser who sits at home doing nothing with such a scuffed sense of humor, that the only thing they find funny are the words “Squeak” and “Geek”

These people also find things from years ago very funny, like dabbing and fidget spinners
Brad: Hey bro, I’m going to the store.

John: You’re going to the squeak?

Brad: No likes you John, this is because you are Someone who says “Squeak” and “Geek”
by Haha shcdjsbshvidnsd July 3, 2023
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yorkshire piss squeak

normally a little rat faced fucker who drinks in excess while in some home made saloon in some little inbred town in the area of Yorkshire.. more than likely they are

normally a little scrawny weak spineless cunt, but once they have some put some golden juice in them, they grow a set of ball's, and come out of there shell.. normally giving it the tough guy only to fold like a true coward once they remember there writing cheques there little piss squeak body can't cash

king of piss squeaks # paul white

# yorkshire piss squeak
by Phil Blade June 26, 2023
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poop squeak

Like a command from the poop deck that is almost just a squeak. Having no guts and no glory.
His voice was like a squeak because of his fear of the enemy. He was just a poop squeak.
by websteroforegon January 14, 2007
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