Make my ass squeak

When your ass tightens so much it makes a squirrel like squeak.
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moonwalk squeak

1. what happens when someone tries to moonwalk with wet and/or brand-new shoes.
2. when someone tries to attempt something cool and fails miserably.
Jeff: Did you see Joe try to do a backflip off of the fence?
Sam: Dude. Total moonwalk squeak
by electromancerOmniscient February 16, 2015
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Squeaking the Duck

Used to imply masturbation, in a polite form.
Doug was totally Squeaking the Duck last night in the spare bedroom! Surprised you guys didn't hear it!

Mom walked in on me Squeaking the Duck last night, Lucky i was able to quack it away in time.
by Lushbeard July 11, 2017
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squeak of shame

The squeak made by the stall door when entering or exiting the stall to take a dump. The squeak of shame is often avoided by faking a pis.
There was another person in the restroom so Ron faked a pis until they left to avoid the squeak of shame.
by Stall Master April 14, 2010
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squeak Davidson

The ultimate fuzzy cuteness with a little bald butt. Appears every time lightning strikes the earth. Always accompanied by thunder and a voice that comes from everywhere whispering Squeak Davidson.
Squeak Davidson is so cute I just want to wrap him up in a tiny blanket and kiss his little fuzzy head.
by Cherry.Cola July 19, 2024
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Squeak Davidson

The ultimate in fuzzy cuteness with a tiny bald butt. Appears every time lightning strikes the earth. Is always accompanied by thunder and a voice that comes from everywhere whispering Squeak Davidson, and afterwards the clouds will rip apart to show his fuzzy face in the stars. Squeak Davidson is an tiny black mouse with a fuzzy head and a bald butt.
Squeak Davidson is so cute I want to wrap him in a blanket and give him kisses on his tiny fuzzy head.
by Cherry.Cola July 19, 2024
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A Squeak

A squeak is a typical English person who migrates from England to Tasmania, Australia due to his love of incest. A squeak thrives on incest.
The only time a squeak has ever been near a pussy is during his birth. They usually have their tongue out the whole due to being such massive mummy’s boys.
A squeak is prone to fingering his butthole while watching the wiggles.
Squeaks are usually beaten up by females.
Bri: “hey Taylah- is that a squeak over there?”

Taylah: “hell yeah it is- u can tell by the brown stains on his fingers! Let beat him up for being an incestuous shitcunt!!”
by Flaaasssssss!!! December 11, 2019
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