Stornoway Squatter

When someone who is not entitled to live in the Stornoway residence, the official residence of the leader of the Official Opposition in Canada, because they are no longer the leader of the opposition. This happens when the leader of the party loses their seat in an election (likely due to incompetence and/or indifference towards their constituents), yet the the powers that be allow this unelected politician to continue living in a taxpayer funded household.

The Stornoway Squatter is still occupying the taxpayer funded residence! They must really enjoy living off the backs of other hardworking citizens.

by jennyt72 July 15, 2025

Urban Squatter

A normie who still uses Urban Dictionary after they banned any "racist" definition.

That's not what that word means my man, lmao! You must be an urban Squatter. It's ok, we all need that one normie friend.

by JOHN123223 February 25, 2021

squatter squad

the coolest squad in the land. so exclusive that there is no point in even trying to join, because they are very picky. They throw the most turnt parties and get too turnt also.

Karen: Who is that group of people over there?
Jen: That's Squatter Squad.

by idgafimanon October 26, 2015

Joint squatter

The act of holding onto a lit joint without actually hitting it or passing it, causing everyone else in the circle to sit there like starving pigeons.

Minimum time of 1 minute of dead silence and smoke loss qualifies someone as a joint-squatter.

Yo Rajesh, stop joint squatting and either puff it or pass it, bro! Fuckin Drugger is a joint squatter

by NotsoA September 6, 2025

Safety squatter

A person who covers the toilet seat with toilet paper or other sanitary products. Usually in public restrooms.

The evidence of a safety squatter was clear, the toilet seat was covered in unused toilet paper.

by Jor_vermee April 22, 2021

Squatters Rash

The red marks on the tops of your legs left from the resting the elbows on them sitting on a toilet.

That dump was so tedious it gave me "Squatters rash" for hours.

by MKULTRA March 31, 2015

squatter

A small or foreign car older model low to the ground. Economy vehicle. You gotta squat to get in and out of whip.

Girl Rayshawn got a job finally got a squatter to get around in.
Somebody hit my squatter, and kept going. Damn!

by New2me2 January 18, 2018