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Squartermelon

The opposite of a Blumpkin. When a guy carpet munches, will the girl drops a deuce. Preferably inside a port-o-potty!
Jency received a squartermelon from Billy at the bar last night.
by classyskinnystall June 8, 2010
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Squatted trucks

I like squatted trucks that means I’m gay
by anonymous June 19, 2022
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squitter hoop

"I shit so hard i ripped my squitter hoop."
by Grandad October 1, 2007
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squatter

An individual who chooses to live either on the streets or where ever she/he is at the moment. These people are often travelers (drifters); hippies who know that even though it is sometimes slightly uncomfortable you may live in Amerika without paying taxes and other advantages that are deemed natural; punks or even political refugees.

And it's totally free though illegal in most areas, so watch out for pigs that will want to hassel you. (You aren't human in Amerika unless you pay their taxes).
These punk squatters I once knew squatted because they were touring with bands 9 monthes out of the year. When not in a van going to the next city you can easily couch surf.
by Drezdyn February 22, 2004
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squater

1. At one time a welcome guest who has overstayed his/her welcome.

2. One who hovers over as if to guard. Sometimes a sexual partner from what you intended as a one night stand, or that you dumped and won't take a hint, can become a squater and soon become a cockblocker.
Dude, you said your cousin was just gonna be here for a couple of days. He's become a squater and has been here two weeks now.

I thought I would just fuck her once, but now she keeps squating on me at the club and is becoming a real cockblock.
by hotbuddha December 28, 2005
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squatter

A guy who sits when he pees
I can't believe I got kicked out of cocktail that bouncer was such a squatter.
by Randy Cooter April 22, 2011
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Squatted

Another word for shitted or shatted. To OD or overdo it. Kill it.
He squatted on his rhymes. I don't think his opponent can recover from that diss.
by Juana4ev November 7, 2005
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