Squatchy

Squatchy, short for sasquatch aka big foot. Meaning to believe in the possibility of amazing creatures and to hold oneself in high esteem. Believing in oneself and the conservation of sasquatch habitats. Sasquatch lovers usually enjoy forest bathing, being elusive, and are super kind hearted.

Stay squatchy my friend!

by Zazzy January 25, 2023

Smatchie

A dirty little child.

Someone who has deflated pools, tires and indoor furniture in their yard. These kids play in the garbage and drink puddle water for fun.

*Driving down the road.”
Kyle - “ hey, look at that smatchie by the dumpster!”
Brad - “look at that what? What’s a smatchie?”
Kyle - “a smatchie is a dirty little kid.”

by poptartman780 October 6, 2023

papa squatch

Papa Squatch is a awesome individual who has his own personal style. He can sing and was given the nickname for having big feet.

Papa Squatch is the best person to be around.

by KZella December 1, 2015

butt snatchies

When a common missing item (remote, phone, lighter, cigarettes, etc. is under someone’s butt when looking for the item

“Dude, you got the butt snatchies! The remote was under your ass!”

by UnicornPancake July 6, 2021

Grip the Squatch

The act of becoming so fucked up you have intercourse with the ugliest girl at a party unbeknownst to you until the morning.

"Dude I was so fucked up at that party last night."
"Yah I know, you totally gripped the Squatch. Never grip the Squatch."

by Squatch inc. May 16, 2016

Oregon half-squatch

when a lady has a shaved vagina but hairy armpits

dang, Willow, nice Oregon half-squatch.

by willowplaystheage December 11, 2018

two dollar scratchie

When you have a bitter break up or disagreement with your partner and their name becomes a non-speakable word, substitute it for "two dollar scratchie". If anyone says their actual name instead of the substituted "two dollar scratchie" - they gotta buy you one!

"Two Dollar Scratchie" is such an arsehole, I can't believe he cheated on me.

by two dollar scratchy hater May 14, 2009