Squat and drop

what you do while camping with no toilet

hang on i gotta go squat and drop

by meme rememe May 31, 2020

Squat Lobster

A scatalogical sex move wherein one partner assumes the lobster position by squatting over another's open mouth, makes claw-motions with their hands, and defecates into their partner's mouth. It is usually courteous to return the favor.

An alternate but rarely used form known as the Squat Rock Lobster exists, where the lobster-partner sticks small rocks (pebble-sized) up their anus beforehand to pelt their partner with as they shit. This satisfies both scat fetishes as well as pain/torture fetishes, and as a double bonus goes great with the B-52s' single Rock Lobster.

Mark: So, did you hook up with Jessica last night?
Kevin: Yeah man. I gave her the ol' Squat Lobster as a finisher.
Mark: Didn't...you go out for Mexican last night?
Kevin: That may be why she hasn't called back.

by tensuke February 23, 2013

squat cobbler

A sexual fetish, similar to sploshing/food sitting/cake farts, but specifically with the use of pies.

That dude's a squat cobbler... You know.. he gets off sitting on various pies. Boston cream, Dutch Apple, lemon meringue, if it's a pie he's sitting on it and loving it.

by mediaskate648 May 27, 2016

squat to pee

Describing a male as a female. Another way of using similar terms as pansy, fag, and pussy to lessen ones masculine.

I can't believe he won't stand up for what he believes in..

Oh he's another fucking squat to pee.

by SJP17 February 5, 2010

Squat pan

Asian toilet that often consists of a whole in the floor and two designated foot markings to align oneself

Where’s Larry?

Oh, he’s frying up some turds in the squat pan

by Napoledan February 7, 2019

squat mattress

A girl who fucks a lot of squatters. Often a squatter herself, though not necessarily.

That girl fucked all the guys in the squat! What a squat mattress!

by Tigrrlily November 21, 2006

Squat Up

Meaning bring it on, fight me, come on, what's good, or come at me
Usually used to start a fight!

Tom: Aye what the hell you looking at?
Bill: Don't worry about it!
Tom: Fuck You!
Bill: Squat up bitch!

by Mickey D Mike January 20, 2011