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spontaneous human combustion

The occassion when a human being may spontaneously burst into flame with no external interference. Generally happnes to the aged. Most victims do not survive, and combust when alone. Therefore, there are not many witnessess to spontaneous human combustion, or S.H.C.
However, there have been people who have suffered S.H.C and survived, albiet for only a short while afterwards.

S.H.C does not tend to leave much in the way of bodily remains; most victims leave just the lower leg, a singed hole in the floor, and a pile of greasy ash.
Reasons for this are still only theories, but the extreme heat required to reduce a human body to ash in the space of minutes is intense, and the flames act unaturaly.
In one such case, an elderly doctor spontaneously combusted whilst at home alone. When found, his kneecap and ashes where in the basement, and his foot and slipper left on the lip of the hole on the floor above. His aluminium walker, that should by all means be a puddle of molten metal, was fully intact, including the rubber tips.

S.H.C is not a proven phenomena, and is not a recognized cause of death.
The old doctor apparently died when he spontaneously combusted. Many blamed the phenomena, spontaneous human combustion for his unnatural death.
by Roadie Farla May 22, 2007
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spunkability

The ability to ejaculate with force, accuracy and consistency
I showed high levels of spunkability last night.
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spantastic

A word used by some social circles to describe the some what pleasing feeling of Spandex on ones crotch. Can also be used to describe anything which feels, or is, good.
"That drink was spantastic!"
"That outfit looks spantastic!"
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One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.
Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!
by Yargengee October 18, 2006
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sluntagram

An email "dear jane" letter to your ho when you've discovered she has been slunting around on the side.
Here is the Sluntagram I sent to my former Ho.

Dear Slunt:
it's over - go get fingercuffed like the ho you are -I can't believe I wasted any time on a nasty Slunt like you.
by Erik Cuttingham July 10, 2007
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Spontaneous Affection!

The art of surprising your loved one by randomly telling them that you love them.. need them... miss them. Often said in the middle of conversations that are totally unrelated.
Lover 1 - So I went to the beach today...
Lover 2 - Oh god I Love you!
Lover 1 - Aw wow!! What was that for?
Lover 2 - Just.... Spontaneous Affection! ... I really missed you today..
by Sweet Nat February 25, 2006
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Spontaneous Combust-a-nut

When you see a girl so hot, that you cant control your man parts, and you jizz in your pants unexpectedly
That girl walked past me and as i watched her walk away it made me spontaneous combust-a-nut!

The Stripper was grinding on me and before i knew it, spontaneous combust-a-nut
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