skoozer

Noun: an individual who acts more drunk than he or she actually is. Especially when using alcohol as an excuse to garner attention or act stupid.

Joe was being a real jerk after just one beer. He claimed to be real drunk but we knew he was being a skoozer.

by Jeff and John June 3, 2005

stoozer

someone who is stupid and also a loser, therefore making them a stupid loser.

Patty looked like such a stoozer when she bragged about her imaginary boyfriend.

by DestineeRose July 1, 2008

spookery

actions, often of an unethical or immoral nature, typically carried out by the African American population

Little Tommy is likely to get arrested for partaking in that spookery.

by DrSteveBrule PHD October 4, 2011

spooter

To be with or without pants, preferrably without... definitely no pants. (see pance)

toadly spooter (see toadly)

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

Spooderman

A retarded version of spiderman that is for memers and pretty much is like a gay version of spiderman

Hey dude who is your favorite hero
Spooderman
Dude are you gay or something

by JacksDefinitions May 15, 2016

Spooderman

A gay super hero that sticks spoons up his ass..That looks like deadpool '-'

Man: Oooh theres spooderman in the tree
Spooderman: *Sticks a spoon up his ass* Oh yea

by SCREEEEECHES September 8, 2018

Spooner

When you are at a party and you see someone hooking up, but one person doesnt know what they are doing and it looks as if they are eating the other persons face.

Girl "Hey look at them!"
Guy "Whoa, that girl doesn't know what she's doing!"
Girl & Guy "Way to pull a Spooner!"

by lol-ipopz October 30, 2011