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Spoomoni

The act of spontaneous ejaculation into pants at the sight of a hot female, or awesome event.
When she walked by in that bikini, I totally spoomonied. I need a towel
by Lambchips25 September 3, 2012
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Spoom

Noun- Ginny Weasley

It's a nickname given to Ginny Weasley in the Sirius/Harry fan fiction, located in the Harry Potter fandom, Home Coming written by Third Person Omnicsient.

The name comes from Sparky(the name for a female dog, ie bitch) and school broom stick (always getting ridden).

According to the fiction, the name was spread by Draco Malfoy, and used as a catalyst for bonding with himself and Harry Potter.

The name was the brainchild of Third Person Omnicsient and Lady Starlight So Kiss My Ass.

Great for Weasley bashing, and annoying canon lovers.
"Did you read that great Ginny/Harry fic? I just love Ginny!" -Annoying canon lover

"You like Spoom? Did you get dropped on your head as a small child?" -Enlightened one.

-Annoying canon lover runs off crying, and the enlightened one returns to their slash fic-
by mighty moose March 22, 2008
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spoonful dick

a condition that occurs after taking a piss where you think you properly shook out all excess piss, but when dick is placed back in pants a "spoonful" of piss leaks out causing discomfort and many jokes if visible outside of pants. (*Note: happens often when in a hurry.)
"Hey Ridley, I thought I got it all but I was wrong I had spoonful dick."
"Hey look at Cameron's pants, he must of had spoonful dick!"
by Jeff B. C. May 8, 2005
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spoofing

To Smoke Crystal Methanphetimines. To Be tweekin. To Be spun offa ur ass.
Look at that skinny hoe....she be spoofing.
by Hyphy Ky-Ky Mayne November 12, 2006
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spoonful of juice

A variety of shit that starts out innocently as a fart, but manifests itself as a wet mess covering the ass cheeks and, in extreme cases, the underwear.
I pushed a little too hard on that fart and got a spoonful of juice in my pants.
by RipAllen March 18, 2006
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spoof

Impersonation. Identity hacking. Pretending to be another sex, or age, or color, or weight, or ethicality, or someone else altogether.
I spoof to get the guy's password.
by konholio February 15, 2005
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Spoof sponge

A promiscuos person. Loose in the bedroom.
by sparkneon October 6, 2005
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