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spooky bastard

We all know someone who is a bastard, but when they act or look really, really stupid, then they are a spooky bastard
The guy who took my food order got it all wrong, what a spooky bastard
spooky bastard by harold__99 July 25, 2020

spooky town 

The most retarded arena to get out of
You can face anyone from virgins who use e-giant to genuinely skilled players who are stuck in it because of gays
You can find people with every card unlocked because the years they've spent in spooky town
Anyone who escapes spooky town with their dignity and soul they deserve tons of bitches and a medal
Person 1:dude I'm so fucking pissed
Person 2:spooky town
Person 1:yea some bitch had lumberloon freeze

Spooky season 

Spooky season by Sol:) March 19, 2019

Spooky Drink 

A mixture of water and dry ice. When mixed, a spooky fog spills from the glass. You will suffocate if you drink it.
We told Ted not to drink the spooky drink, but he did and now he's in the hospital.
Spooky Drink by Lil’Fish March 11, 2015

spooky spider surprise 

The scourge of spider web laden overhanging tree limbs common to otherwise friendly appearing neighborhood sidewalks; of particular concern during casual night time strolls when the unsuspecting are unpleasantly surprised by a face-full of webbing and their pissed off spider occupants.
Oh snap! Timmy got himself a spooky spider surprise with a massive face full of spider web shit and spider eggs in his mouth, there's no tellin' where the spiders ended up...just look at 'em run!!
spooky spider surprise by YAWA July 21, 2018

spooky sex 

When ur having sex and he cums inside.. now you are both scared(no protection)
spooky sex by Issa worm October 16, 2017