wanking spanners

Hands contored by exsessive masturbation.
Hairy palms and sticky fingers

By 'ek look at the size of those wanking spanners

by Tight Trousers August 10, 2006

spanner

1. noun: someone who really fucks things up - derived from the term "spanner in the works".

Dude, if you weren't such a spanner, things'd still be alright now.

by Ryan Paine January 10, 2008

figit spinners

The new and improved generation of retarded children.

Oh jee, figit spinners.

by Im here for some reason. May 27, 2017

tit spanners

A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.
Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.

Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!

by Ali-Pimp May 25, 2005

Fidget Spinner

AIDS

"I fucked a dude's asshole and now I have Fidget Spinner and am probably gonna die."

by Platipi June 3, 2017

Spinner

A tiny little girl that can spin around on your dong.

I want to get that spinner in my bed and put her to work.

by Geoff Samet April 11, 2004

stonner

A pork sausage wrapped in a doner kebab, soaked in batter and then deep fried.

1000 calories with 46g of fat including a portion of chips (£3), 'the most dangerous supper in Scotland' is the creation of Saei Sangag, owner of a chip shop on Glasgow's Old Dumbarton Road, who says he got the name from Chewin' the Fat, a cult Scottish comedy. 'I wondered if the name was a bit risky but most people think it's great... it's flying out of the fryers.'

Interviewed by Canadian radio and broadcast throughout North America, Sangag said he keeps an advert in his window that reads: 'Due to severe health danger of this fine dish we can only supply one Stonner supper per customer per week'.

by Quiksilv August 11, 2004