splurchase

The buying of something that you don't really need, or maybe even want, just because you think that buying SOMETHING will improve your mood. origin: "splurge"+"purchase".

After having a bad day:

"Hey, I think I'm going to buy this Matrix Revolutions on DVD."
"What?? Why the hell would you buy that??"
"I know. Don't worry about my sanity - it's just a splurchase."

by TexLonghorn August 22, 2012

Slurp Q

Legendary rapper from the group Dunkain Crew. It stands for Some Legendary Underground Rapper Proudcing Quality.It has also been said that it refers to him drinking baby blood. He is also know as Lord Dominus.

Slurp Q lyrics- One two three and to the four blood of dead babies stainin the floor. I cover them in petroleum blood stains on the linoleum.

by Abnormal Legend August 4, 2007

Slurding

To slurd is to go sledding while under the influence of hard spirited liquor. Traditionally, bourbon whiskey is the liquor used to begin the drunken sledding off of the snowiest mountain tops and the steepest hills--on the most frigid of frigid winter days.

Slurding's roots began with the famed bottle of aged 1939 'Fighting Cock' Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.

"Why would you look at that, I have nothing in the world to do right now and I am incredibly bored to tears.

-I am sorry to hear that--there is very little to do when it's snowing outside and you can't appreciate the simple joys of snowball fights like children can.

You can appreciate the joys of anything childlike as long as you add alcohol to the equation.

-Great Scott! Let us drink till we're mad and then go sledding down that nearby hill!!

Let's call it SLURDING!----BRILLIANT!!!"

by TheFightingCock November 18, 2011

Shlurp my own Shmeat

When you do not trust a female to perform oral sex on your penis, so you do it yourself

Deadass brug, ion trust these thots so I shlurp my own shmeat.

by Big nigga shit you namm sayin August 31, 2017

shlurfin

for white people to use instead of the n word. don’t be racist children

yael: hey shlurfin what’s up my shlurfin
gabi: what’s a shlurfin
yael: the n word for white people since i’m not racist. don’t be racist children

by lil shlurfin March 6, 2021

Slurkley

The act where after you’ve came into your partners vagina, they queef your load back onto your chest

“Look, I ain’t tryna be a baby daddy, so let’s Slurkley and get it over with.” - someone with daddy issues probably

by Oh boi, well August 4, 2022

Slurl

1. Half slay, half gurl; used to express slay energy towards a someone in one motion

Your nails look so good, slurl!

by Slurlgirl January 29, 2023