Sploosh lagoon

When your belly button is full of cum

I ended up with a big sploosh lagoon after that gang bang.

by Ashtray4 September 29, 2015

Splooge

When your about to nut

“Oh babe I’m about to splooge

by Kackies July 6, 2018

Sploog Nougat

The small soft white clumps that sometimes appear in a man's sploog (semen)

Guy 1: I came on a t-shirt last night and the cum was filled with some sploog nougat
Guy 2: Huh, I've never had any sploog nougat

by BruhGator June 8, 2020

Splooptardian

A language created by a few friends that spread across the whole school.

"The people speak splooptardian"
"Splooptardian is how we communicate"
"The splooptardian people are very sploopid"

by Richert Jackson March 3, 2023

Bat Sploof

A sploof that's disguised as a normal roll of paper towels (A sploof is a tube (usually a paper towel or toilet paper roll free of paper) which is filled with dryer sheets, so when you blow smoke through it, the smoke isn't malodorous).

Quick, pass him the Bat Sploof before he stinks up the room!

by Keefe Krazy February 27, 2009

Turtle Sploosh

The after effects of launching a turtle head.

You can tell those marks in the toilet were caused by a turtle sploosh.

by Golden029 December 14, 2016

sush' sploosh

The dump one takes after gorging on copious amounts of sushi.

The bubble guts set in as soon as I polished off that sixth godzilla roll. I knew I was in for a serious case of the sush' sploosh.

by Genna Tailia July 24, 2010