morning spliff

a cannabis cigarette that is smoked early morning,(before 11) and preferably in your local park (providing cannabis is legal where you are),
if smoked this early it will set off the cannabis smoked the night before and provide a stupid dizzy feeling all morning till lunch.

a morning spliff is basically a wake and bake, but done early in the morning and ideally after a schleeps

by connorbag April 17, 2006

spliff whore

a chick that will sleep with anyone as long as they supply spliffage.

Offer her a joint, dude, she's a total spliff whore.

by josh108 March 09, 2007

diet spliff

The 'healthiest' type of marijuana joint. Herbal tobacco is used instead of regular cigarette or rolling tobacco, and the skin is rolled backroll style meaning less paper is inhaled.

Diet spliffs are also a good way of fooling yourself into believing that you're cutting down.

"I know smoking weed is bad, but it's ok because I only roll diet spliffs."

by Ian Bailey March 27, 2007

fat spliff

An especially large spliff.

"woah man, this is a fat spliff. i'm gonna google what we should do with this thing"
"just smoke it"
"yeah man just wait a second"
"you arent gonna find anything"
"wait ok. so i think we should smoke it."
"OK COOL"

by fatspliffs4lyfe November 28, 2013

Hippie Spliff

a cardboard toilet paper roll stuffed with dryer sheets. used to blow danky smoke into to conceal the smell and makes your room smell like dryer sheets instead of dank nuggets

hey man blow that into the hippie spliff, i dont want my room to smell dank

by smokeganjaratm November 05, 2008

Toothpick Spliff

A toothpick spliff is a smaller than usual joint in circumference not in length.

I didnt have much pot left so all my joints are Toothpick Spliffs

by Raymond February 28, 2005

California Spliff

Noun - A blunt with both regs and dank buds rolled into it. Furthermore, usually smoked on a night when there is nothing better to do because you live in shitty Ohio.

Dudebro I really, really want a blunt but im a little low on Kush. Want to throw in your regs and make a "California Spliff"?

by The Dudebro's March 11, 2011