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Splenda Daddy

A man who strives to be a Sugar Daddy but just doesn't have the funds to pull it off.
She was all excited that she had finally landed a Sugar Daddy until he rolled up in his Accord. It was then she realized she had landed a Splenda Daddy, instead.
by WeeLittleBit February 14, 2005
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Splendiferous

An adjective used to describe a person who is splendid, magnificent, and carnivorous. Usually only used for a select few.
Brett is splendiferous!
by Pepe21 December 22, 2008
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Spledunking

Repelling off the side of a large water vessel, i.e. pirate ships, fancy yachts or aircraft carriers, and "dunking" into the water below.
Johnny Depp is spledunking nicely off of the Black Pearl in Pirates of the Caribbean.
by A Nation of One October 6, 2011
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splerf

similar to a spliff but much fatter.
"wanna roll a spliff?"
"no, i wanna rolla splerf"
by the magic ferret August 4, 2006
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sperduti

He may have a huge nose, but makes up for it with his huge penis and his awesome drumming talent as well as his smooth flowing metal hair of doom. He will rock your socks off any day of the week. Also known to mean the ejaculation of a dog.
Sperduti is fuckin metal
My dog got Sperduti all over my shirt
by Sha11owBay December 29, 2007
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Splenda-daddy

Someone trying to
Be a "sugar-daddy" but financially cannot, so this is the next best sugar substitute!
My Splenda-daddy took
Me to sizzler for dinner and we went shopping at Ross dress for less too!!!
by Splenda G February 10, 2017
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Spledex

The very form of Cringe. This is the biggest mistake the world has ever seen. God bless us all.
I cringe every time I see that normie Spledex.
by KillerMeme June 12, 2018
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