splenda daddy

a younger version of a sugar daddy, a wanna-be sugar daddy, a sugar daddy in the making, or a guy who's not quite a sugar daddy b/c of lack of disposable income

girl #1 "So, he's flying you all the way to Miami just to see him for the weekend?"

girl #2 "Yeah, can you believe it? But he's not flying me first class..."

girl #3 "So what? It's gotta be nice having a splenda daddy!"

by dirtybitchkatie December 27, 2008

Spenguin

The most kick ass bird arachnid cross in the world.
Has fluffy feathers, pincers, 8 legs, crawls on its stomach, and a tail, which when used causes the victim to freeze from the inside out.

Scorpion + Penguin = Spenguins

Dude my Spenguin totally Pwned you.

My Spenguin will kick you Spenguins ass.

by Will Farrell November 9, 2008

sleng

When some body is sexy or good looking

Example: wooooaah shalisa was looking sleng today

by Savannah69 September 8, 2015

spengbob

hit animated series created by youtube user "sdfglawl"

the soundtrack consists of music from "azumanga daioh," german number stations, the german "spongebob" theme, and maybe more

likely animated with mspaint and put together with windows movie maker

spengbob squire pants

ffffffff

by mr. electric June 10, 2007

splangy

great, awesome.

Man that new car of yours is splangy

by acme420 September 10, 2003

splendidness

Glory

God purposed for humans to have a marvelous future splendidness.

by Hercolena Oliver August 28, 2009

spengle

Not to be confused with spengel. A real goddamn idiot. Someone who doesn't know what they are doing with their life nor do they know what they have done previously in their life. Über-idiot.

Connor:"The guy there is a complete spengle!"

by MichaelWilsonKevinStormzy July 6, 2016