shitfaced cocksucker

shitfaced and cocksucker combination

Phil is a shitfaced cocksucker. So is his mom.

by fyrehart February 19, 2005

shitface cockmaster

One who maintains a high standard of acting like a tool. Usually found in libraries and police stations.

Harry, you're such a shitface cockmaster for making that volcano science project.

by almighty jed April 26, 2006

SHITFACEASSFUCKER

6 November 2004 The fear of the wooden post in the field in Fog....its a drunken game

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Hurry up! Get The Turkey out! SHITFACEASSFUCKER

by DIXON T3HHOOD November 6, 2004

shitface-sted

In the terms of gettin shitfaced and wasted together.

Hey dude what did you do this weekend?
I got so shitface-sted and this party.
Damn wish you woulda called me to come.

by Brittney O'Hara February 5, 2008

Splitface

The face that is pulled when a female splits their Hymen due to strenuous activities

I swear she pulled a massive Splitface after running that last race!

by pedoFail December 9, 2010

Shitfaced wonder

A person who you think has a face like shit or a general
insult.

Person one: I hate you.
Person 2: Well I hate you to, you shitfaced wonder!

Bob: That woman over there is a shitfaced wonder!
Nathan: Let's hope she doesn't try to kiss us.

by Naruzumaki September 12, 2005

Shitfaced

To get so wasted at a music festival tha you pass out and somebody uses your beard to wipe their sloppy shit from their ass crack after taking an emergency crap next to a fence (that you happened to be passed out next to)

Last night was fucked up, I woke up shitfaced and ashamed

by Othermanwithnoname June 5, 2017