speedblind

A symptom of driving way too fast, way too often. It basically means that you are so used to going fast that you do not realize you are speeding.

I need to either drive like a human or not be driving at all. No jk I've really got speedblind like it doesn't feel that fast anymore. Need to stop it before something serious happens

by Dream192837 November 17, 2019

Speedle

Speedling is when you zoom away into the sun so fast that it leaves a trail of fire.

(This is most likely impossible.)

"Woah, she speedled away!! She might set something on fire!!"

by CrybabyThalassa June 30, 2023

Dixie Speedball

When you drink strong sweet tea while smoking weed.

Working in this heat is exhausting, I could really use a dixie speedball.

by RebelliousRed August 13, 2018

Baja Speedball

Xanax + Adderall + shot of tequila. Preferably taken in small doses throughout the day.

Went down to Cabo for the weekend, Dave and I were doing Baja Speedballs all day on Friday.

by SwishaaSweet July 24, 2020

Canadian speedball

Smoking weed while drinking coffee. Typically done in the morning, either at home or driving to work while stopping at Tim Hortons. Similar to an actual speedball, but instead of cocaine, its coffee and instead of heroin, its weed.

A Canadian speedball is when you smoke weed while drinking coffee.

by LOLSushii February 7, 2021

Yuppie speedball

All the other definitions here are incorrect. A yuppie speedball is a coffee and a mimosa (an upper and downer, like a real speedball), often consumed at an overpriced brunch attended by yuppies.

I’ll have a grapefruit mimosa and a cup of fair trade coffee, I need the yuppie speedball today

by ka_usc October 21, 2021

genetic speedballing

The concoction of DNA that results in superior intelligence with a lack of common sense.

The guy who runs the ElectroBOOM YouTube channel is clearly a result of genetic speedballing.

by tester010 December 17, 2022