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Polishing the spear 

To wank off and make your spear "Shine"
AKA Wacking off
Masturbating
And SLAPPING THE SHALOM
Isaac B "Jonah WTF are u doing1111!"
Jonah B "Im playing skyrim and polishing the spear!"

Rotisserie Spear 

When a girl gets fucked in the ass and mouth simultaneously whilst being rotated by a third party participant
We tried 69 let's have a go at the Rotisserie Spear
Rotisserie Spear by Mr.FoxNoir June 26, 2019

Roman Spear

A sexual position where the man strips naked with the woman facing him or facing away from him (depending on preference) and sprints and leaps into the woman.
Dude! Last night my girlfriend and I tried to Roman spear like nine times. She has bruises all over her body!
Roman Spear by wmsugarloaf August 1, 2009

porch monkey-spear chucker 

a slang term for a black person
Get off my porch you god damn porch monkey-spear chucker!!!
porch monkey-spear chucker by B-rad G September 20, 2005

shit spear 

A penis covered in shit to put it simply. Can be used for straight and homo speak. Aptly named for anal with consequences, chilli dogin' deliciousness fun times. Aslo is someone is attempting to be clever with horrible poetry one may call them Sir William Shit-speare.
Billy was ramming ass Jimmy furiously! Billy upon shooting his load into the quivering rectum of Jimmy pulled out and shown his taco meat covered shit spear as a trophy. Jimmy quickly took a pic and sent it to his FB account. Then collapsed, his face grazing the bouncing semiflacid shitspear across his lip, effectively giving the Shitler to Jimmy. Ah...true romance William Shit-speare wrote of these things.
shit spear by Mr. Nate April 20, 2015

Flame Spear 

A game that is played with people from the land of Homoka. This game has been passed down from generation to gerneration. Older generation of the Homoka people played this game with actual flamming spears hence the name "Flame Spear". Today's generation play this game with burnt out 8 foot long GE Florescent light bulbs. The object of this game is to throw a Flame Spears in the dumpster behind work and create a loud explosion where several employees from neighboring warehouse come out to see what the ruckus is all about.
Hey Lou, I bet you can't make a 25 foot Flame Spear into the right dumpster.
Flame Spear by HOMOKA April 26, 2011