Spam

Derogatory term for female genitalia. Derived from tinned 'spiced ham' to suggest unruly, meaty and somewhat fatty quality of labia lips. Originally coined in WWII, when American GI's in London first encountered a combination of British canned meat products and loose women. Connotes a certain cheapness and availability, as in 'Show us your Spam!'.

Samantha undid her stockings and hiked her panties to give him a good look. 'Wow,' Chuck gasped, 'that's a helluva load a Spam you've got there!'

by texadorno February 12, 2013

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SPAM- Soylent Protean Approximating Meat
Soylent, from "Soylent Green's" meaning part of the human body. Author Christopher Moore is known to write that SPAM tastes a lot like human.

"The cannibal couldn't find a victim, so insteadhe opened up a can of SPAM, the next best thing."

by Thunderflynn February 17, 2008

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Stuff Posing As Meat (You can replace the word stuff with s*** if you're into that sort of thing)

"I'm hungry lets make dinner"
"There's no food in this house"
"Well we have a couple of cans of spam in the cabinet"
"There's no food in this house"
"Didn't you hear me we have sp.."
"...WE HAVE NO FOOD!"
"Let's eat out then"
"Olive Garden?"
"Olive Garden"

by HadSpamforTheFirsttime August 25, 2009

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This.

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This word is also used to describe a meat that tastes somewhat good, but only God knows what's actually in it.

by some guy from Hell September 01, 2009

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