Spamdick

Reason why a bitch won’t suck your dick

Bobby don’t get no play from da hoes. They all know he got that spamdick

by Cronosbray July 19, 2021

spadered

When your wang has been chopped off by Spader, or your vagina has been irreparably scarred/removed via a sharpened gardening spade.

(Spading is actually an accepted practice by local cults in the C.H.S. area, so don't move there!)

He Spadered my cat, He Spadered my Hog, Then he went & took my Hot Dog!

(Rhyme of the Spadered, by C. Mullady)

by SpadeAvenger April 24, 2004

Samdingo

Samdingo stems from the term mandingo. The ladies of Mobile Alabama started referring to Sammy Patrick as SAmdingo after many impressive nanny-knocking performances.

Oh my, my SAmdingo, you make me quiver!

Lindsay couldn't get enough of her SAmdingo.

by Steven Raymond McCarter January 15, 2005

shamditioner

The combination of shampoo and hair conditioner in one bottle. Also known as a 2-in-1.

I used to buy shampoo and conditoner separately, but now I buy shamditioner.

This new shamditioner makes my hair clean and soft!

by skyclad580 February 4, 2010

spade dick

A penis which is bent and scoops at the tip looking like a spade

One time a boy named Luca pulled his bent disabled "spade dick" out. Oh shit it's a spade dick!!!

by Gretal1996 June 30, 2016

Samdingledofelle

A confused person usually to do with cats or boxes

Don't allow samdingledofelles in your house they're all gay

by fancymanhatboy October 19, 2016

shamdid

A fake candid photo; usually of girls purposely not looking at the camera, faking a laugh with their mouth wide open, looking pensively at nothing in the distance, pretending to run through a field or on the beach holding their bf's hand, smiling into a cup of lukewarm coffee, posing like someone just happened to take the photo when in reality, they've spent the last 45 minutes bullying their bestie or bf into taking the shot for them.

OMG Tiffany is so basic, always posting those shamdids of pumpkin spice lattes and dragging her bf through sunflower fields.

by tresadrienne January 23, 2019