Sporting

When a gay guy tucks his wiener and all between his legs and imagines he is a girl, reminiscent of Wild Bill in The Silence of the Lambs, except without the women skin.

Brad: Hey man, what's up? What did you do last night?
Tim: Nothing much, I was sporting for a while.
Brad: Sporting?
Tim: Yeah, It's when a gay guy tucks his wiener and all between his legs and imagines he is a girl, reminiscent of Wild Bill in The Silence of the Lambs, except without the women skin.
Brad:...Oh

by Laevsky March 13, 2008

SPORTING MORE WOOD THAN A LUMBERYARD

to be in possession of a diamond cutter, or "rager."

After winning the lottery, I was sporting more wood than a lumberyard.

by weave January 8, 2004

Soting

Smiling on the inside

That joke was funny, i'm soting

by Midnight_ink September 22, 2009

Sooting

Survival looting, a legal way to get goods to survive in times of disaster or in a state of emergency

The victims of Hurricane Katrina have to loot to survive, they are not looting, they are sooting.

by Jean September 12, 2005

Smorting

To eat in a sexual manner

I think she likes smorting Cucumbers.

by Jobrina May 18, 2015

sporting clay

Halfway between flaccid and raging hardon. (Coined by Adam Carolla)..

It's best to be sporting clay when going skinny dipping with a group. You don't want to go full turtle, but you don't want to scare anyone with a full erection, either

by TheDawgLives October 4, 2015

Sporting Pine

Having an erection in public.

"Oh my god! Look at Joe. He is walking around sporting pine"!

by gdub1956 November 1, 2016