Taco Shelling is the female equivalent to tea bagging. That is to say when a woman squats over someone and presses her vagina into them. This can range anywhere from a sexual act to an amusing act when done as a prank or even a humiliating act when performed upon a defeated opponent. This is named as thus due to the internal and 'wrapping around' nature of the vagina. The act is akin to putting meat (or other things) into a taco.
We all laughed as we watched Jennifer taco shelling Sarah's face because she fell asleep on the couch again.
by Gorshum April 12, 2011
Get the Taco Shelling mug.When someone gives you what-if scenarios that could hypothetically come true, giving false hope and then you finding out that they sold you words (a "dream"), that could never be achieved.
EXAMPLE 1:
What happened to you Alyssa?
Oh, I'm so bummed out.
Why is that?
Josh was selling me dreams. He said he bought a house when I decided to move to "__" with him, but he still lives with his parents. What am I going to do?
EXAMPLE TWO:
Josh, I haven't seen you in a while. How have you been?
Dude, I found out Alyssa was selling me dreams.
Selling dreams?
She never loved me, all she said was stuff that she wanted to marry me, but it turns out she never loved me in the first place.
What happened to you Alyssa?
Oh, I'm so bummed out.
Why is that?
Josh was selling me dreams. He said he bought a house when I decided to move to "__" with him, but he still lives with his parents. What am I going to do?
EXAMPLE TWO:
Josh, I haven't seen you in a while. How have you been?
Dude, I found out Alyssa was selling me dreams.
Selling dreams?
She never loved me, all she said was stuff that she wanted to marry me, but it turns out she never loved me in the first place.
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Get the selling sand mug.Some horny teenage boy who has a ear fetish. He has a nostril cycle that happens over the course of the year similar to the menstrual cycle. He has an obsession with smelling a girl by the name of Alexa in her left ear. Many realistic jokes are made about Justin smelling Alexa, which he is in denial about.
Person 1: Hey Dude did you see Justin smelling Alexa?
Person 2: Yeah! He put his nose all the way in!
Person 2: Yeah! He put his nose all the way in!
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