The result of a martial arts fight between two billionaires if it were held in a carbon fiber tube on the bottom of the Atlantic instead of a Las Vegas octagon
The most shocking part of the undersea cage match was not who won, but that both were instantly transformed into a billionaire smoothie after the catastrophic structural failure of their uncertified submersible.
by DeathWaffle4432 June 28, 2023
The act blending Spam, Salami, Baloney, and 15 year old Foreskin in a blend tech blender, then filling an uncircumcised penis with the substance and with a straw... sucking it out
by 69dingdonger May 09, 2019
A sex act involving 2 liters of semen and a bag of strawberries mixed together in a bathtub.
A vicious beating at a tournament throughout multiple rounds
A vicious beating at a tournament throughout multiple rounds
That kid got a bathtub smoothie 6 rounds in a row.
I took my girl back to my place for a bathtub smoothie.
I took my girl back to my place for a bathtub smoothie.
by RamahTrip November 12, 2013
Pouring a nice strawberry smoothie onto the rim of the labia and then proceeding to drink the smoothie off of the consenting individual.
“Hey are you going to drink that?”
“No, why?”
“My girl and I wanted to smoothie the coochie tonight and strawberry banana is our favorite.”
“No, why?”
“My girl and I wanted to smoothie the coochie tonight and strawberry banana is our favorite.”
by I’dfuckme May 15, 2019
a slimy mixture of cum and vanilla ice cream that leaks out of a woman's vagina after at least a 20 minute session of sex.
by the knowledge of stuff January 24, 2012
During the act of cunilingus the giver swallows the human excrement released when the female reaches the climax.
by Anonymous user 1234 December 11, 2017
by PejaBob January 04, 2021