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Hairy smoothie

When a female encounters the sticking of toilet paper on the stubble of her freshly shaven vagina, after unrinating.
A upper-front side dingleberry would be a Hairy Smoothie.
by Hollabeck Fish January 23, 2009
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Tropical Smoothie

During the act of cunilingus the giver swallows the human excrement released when the female reaches the climax.
Jim-Bob drank his cousin’s tropical smoothie.
by Anonymous user 1234 December 15, 2017
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Bathroom Smoothie

When you pee, puke, and shit all at the same time.
"Dude, I was so sick last night, I made a bathroom smoothie."
by PejaBob January 3, 2021
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Blackberry Smoothie

The act of eating a bussy out but the femboy has not wiped in a many years and the person eating out the bussy throws up all over the bussy and keeps on going
John says "Mick bro I just had the best time of my life giving that smelly femboy Blackberry Smoothie" Mick says "Dude your fucking disgusting"
by Hairy schmuck January 21, 2022
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Ironton Smoothie

When, in the heat of (normally drunken) passion, a woman's dirty tampon is pulled out and set in a glass. Typically this glass will include some sort of leftover alcohol, resulting in an Ironton Smoothie . This noxious cocktail is normally left on a nightstand or under a bed only to be found later by the home owner/roommate.
Damnit! I just found another Ironton Smoothie in our guestroom. You've got to tell your sister to stop that shit!
by Bob-owski October 5, 2011
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banana smoothy

a slimy mixture of cum and vanilla ice cream that leaks out of a woman's vagina after at least a 20 minute session of sex.
Ed: Dude i banged my girlfriend and she made a banana smoothy!

Chris: Did you save me some?
by the knowledge of stuff February 14, 2012
mugGet the banana smoothymug.

Shit Smoothie

by earith May 10, 2014
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