aka josh, smity, shits, shitter or shitty... this man fucks. he has a horse cock the size of a stallion and will steal your girl when you look away. he has silky smooth blond hair and will not hesitate to slide into chicks dms. this kid is jacked and pumped up on cocaine.
Guy 1: Hey Smitty you ready to go on spring break?
Smitty: Yah shit face - lets snort cocaine off hookers asses.
Smitty: Yah shit face - lets snort cocaine off hookers asses.
by skinny dude 22 February 22, 2022
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When you piss into the containers on each side of a drinking hat and scream, "Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen!!!!! He went number #1!!!!!"
... or whatever SpongeBob said.
... or whatever SpongeBob said.
"I had him put the drinking hat on and he already knew what time it was..
It was Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen time."
It was Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen time."
by ültra-violencē July 14, 2024
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