smegma paintbrush

The act of puking on someone's chest and then wiping the vomit around with your scrotum.

Guy #1: That girl last night was so freaky, she made me do a Smegma Paintbrush.

Guy #2: What the fuck is that?

Guy #1: Well, I'm... I'm not proud.

by Kitty Licker 666 January 19, 2014

lottery smegma

The residue from scratching off instant lottery tickets.

The floor of his truck had an inch of lottery smegma on it and not a winner in sight.

by Babooooo September 25, 2006

smegma team

A group of asshole smegheads that nobody likes. Any group of jerkoffs, dickwads, jocks, or morons. A bunch of useless wankers that hang out together. Also, any sports team that has the record for consecutive losses.

"Hey look, here comes the smegma team down the hall". "The smegma team lost another game yesterday". "It's the smegma team and their captain Johnny Dickwad".

by Kirrock63 June 27, 2009

female smegma

The disgusting white stuff women get around between the fleshy vagina lips and the big hairy ones, clean it away before shagging unless you want your boyfriend to vomit. Produced by a gland on the outside of vagina.

I've got some smeg on me i just need to clean it away.

by Ooohmakemecomebaby December 20, 2004

Smegma rifle

a special rifle that fires the collected smegma from around the unwashed foreskin

She stroked my rifle and it disharged an unrequested round of smegma to the eye

by chap the lad October 18, 2003

clot of smegma

a moldy cheeselike substance that can be found inside the foreskin of an uncircumcised male

smeg-muh

I wonder where I can get a clot of smegma to put in that bastards sandwhich.

by CassieDisaster January 26, 2006

Smegma brain

Currdled Penis sweat

Damn you can make some fucked up yogurt with smegma brain.

by Smeg the retard January 13, 2009