3 definitions by CassieDisaster

clot of smegma

a moldy cheeselike substance that can be found inside the foreskin of an uncircumcised male

smeg-muh

I wonder where I can get a clot of smegma to put in that bastards sandwhich.

by CassieDisaster January 26, 2006

schfifty-five

the catch phrase for that one night on a choir trip AND most importantly the words that turn Will Oney on.

"Schfifty-five schififty-five" he whispered in the dark. Like the little engine that could going, "I think I can, I think I can."

by CassieDisaster January 26, 2006

fuck the cheesecake

To say fuck it, to the bullshit, to the cheesecake, to all of it. Just fuck it.

"Fuck you, fuck this shit, fuck the cheesecake!"

by CassieDisaster January 26, 2006