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smartie bar

the phrase that is whispered by naughty older boys to bomb younger girls through textual message. a self-respecting male, or one desperate to spit raw game may only use this while under the strong influence of alcohol or ghb.
"naw, the cross streets. i need some help out. mmk, smartie bar? ;D"
by Kins-Loo March 6, 2009
mugGet the smartie barmug.

smarties

those candies that i used to snort like a fucking weirdo
old me: *snorts smarties"
person that rejected me: omg ur so hot pls get with me

old me: naa im out here with the gang gang ion need no white bitch
person that rejected me: this is why i rejected u
by thewhiteonmyskiniscum February 8, 2022
mugGet the smartiesmug.

Can I have a box of smarties?

Canadian: Can I have a box of smarties?
American: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by it's about drive it's about... November 12, 2021
mugGet the Can I have a box of smarties?mug.

Hot Smartie

When a young man decides spit on a sock and uses it to wank himself off while looking at gay mafia sex
Wow, James loves having hot smarties on Christmas night

Connor burke is an honest man that loves having hot smarties
by TheBogs December 24, 2021
mugGet the Hot Smartiemug.

smarty

BEST smarty who is always sweet, patient, and caring <3 but hits you with sharp comebacks when you least expect it </3 everyone loves her anyways, don't cross her because you'll be crossing an entire army who will protect her
oh it's smarty! the best smarty!
by anisie August 6, 2025
mugGet the smartymug.

Smartiful

That Nelson is beautifully smart in many ways
Nelson is Smartiful
by Bigdaddycornchips June 13, 2018
mugGet the Smartifulmug.

Smarty Maggs

A cringy bully on youtube who hates everyone.
Person 1: I hate everyone and they are all stupid
Person 2: Why are you being a Smarty Maggs.
by Afif Mir June 20, 2018
mugGet the Smarty Maggsmug.

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