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slopfest

(n.)

1.) a girl who gets so severely intoxicated at a party that despite how good looking she may be, her rambling and overt slutish behavior turn her off to everyone (sometimes can be used toward a male, but that can be risky)

2.) a party that is either one of epic proportion or spans more than two consecutive days (the latter party mainly occurs with large groups of hippies)
"Damn girl, you are quite the slopfest tonight!"

or

"Remember that time I sold my Volkswagen and bought enough LSD to keep us tripping for a week? That was a total slopfest, man."
by C.J.G. - Jew Slice, yo. January 5, 2005
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snoff

Short for the phrase "suck a nigga off". It can be used as a descriptive pronoun, to a verb, or to describe the physical act of performing oral sex. It can be used as a one sentence question, or even a rhetorical question if the receiver understands the terminology and accepts.

Adding an -er to the word snoff can also be a semi-derogatory word for describing a young, brainless female who sucks a lot of dick, and who will most likely suck yours.
"Snoff?"

"I got some good snoff last night."

"Damn, girl you know how to snoff."

"That chick is such a snoffer."
by Crystina April 20, 2007
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slowflake

Someone who frequently loses races, is considered by most to be slow and is always overly sensitive.

A Slowflake might also be referred as a Bitch, Libtard, Fucktard, ZX10 Owner or LS Powered Vehicle Owner.
These people always make excuses for losing and then get offended when people talk about it or post videos of them getting gapped.

You’ll often catch a Slowflake trying to deflect the attention from their own slow piece of shit to someone they know or claim to know. Someone from Clarksville might say “he ain’t worth your gas” or “my buddy has a car...”. Resist the urge to argue or educate. They are born this way and are considered academically unreachable.

Slowflakes will rarely call anyone out, but if their balls drop or they get a little squirt of Testosterone, then they just might. But there is a very high probability they will No Show. You then refer to them as #NoShow... until they finally race you.

Slowflakes have also been known to call out a known slower car in an effort to pad their stats in the “win” column. These victim races can be upwards of 200+ HP handicaps, but the snowflake needs these races to refer to when the “excuse factory” gets fired up from the inevitable next loss to equal competition.
Example: The Clarksville car scene is full of Slowflakes. Always whining, making excuses and are usually very slow.
by JasonehbusinessNashville September 11, 2018
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Snoffle

The nasty shit that sticks on the fenders of your car in winter. Consists of slush, snow, ice...
Damn snoffle, it looks like shit.
by Trent Nelson May 13, 2005
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Slaff

A kind of laugh that sounds more like hissing... "Ssss ssss ssss ssss" Comes from the term 'ssslaughing'.
I had to listen to that idiot slaffing the other day. It's very bloody annoying!
by I see Stupid People! August 2, 2011
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scoff

by Olly August 30, 2003
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scoffield

running away from your posse at the end of the night coz youre too drunk.

the guy who ALWAYS dissapears without telling anybody and you find out like half an hour later that hes gone
last nite i was so smashed i had to pull a scoffield on my brothas!
by Lotion November 28, 2007
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