skeet retreat

A skeet retreat, usually followed by a f'n'd, is the length of time in which you do not ejaculate.

Man i have just spent a 4 day skeet retreat at the central coast!!

by Chris Dogg May 23, 2006

Bartle Skeet

Another word for Mountaindew the beverage of the gods. No one knows it's origin but it sure is fun to say.

Friend 1:Pass me that Ice cold Bartle Skeet
Friend 2: Bartle Skeet gives you colon cancer
Friend 1: I don't care Bartle Skeet is like Redneck Holy Water

by Mikey Jeff April 20, 2018

Skeet Eater

1. A man that eats his own skeet.
2. Person who swallows ejaculate.

1. That skeet eater licked his own load off her back.
2. I'm a skeet eater because it's rude to spit.

by Summer 2 October 2, 2006

Skeetasaurus Rex

The mother of all skeets, view skeet . A skeet so big that the testicles fall from the body due to a lack of life in them. The reciever of the skeet will become pregnant no matter what oriface the skeet enters. All life was ejected from the testes and entered the receiver.

"Girl, I got pregnant from some trick who pulled a blasted on me. It was a Skeetasaurus Rex."

"Argh, me balls fell off"

by Tyler G October 4, 2005

skeet shoot

launch a nut across a room onto a deserving face

My skeet shoot took the wench by suprise.

by birdman May 23, 2004

yeeter skeeter

A hype-redneck way of acknowledging your best friend

Yeeter skeeter! I’ll make the beer run!

by Yeeter skeeter January 31, 2018

skeet hammer

while ejaculating on your girlfriends face, you pound the sperm in with your penis.

After I banged my girl last night, I skeet hammered my cum all over her face.

by Eddiemagic September 19, 2009