skump

dried semen on ones clothing

is that skump on your pants, brianny

by long schlong silver March 15, 2004

skump

to be or act like a ganster or a black person

that dog be skump as hell yo

by ian or GODtm May 30, 2005

skump

A skeet-dump, when one is jerking off while taking a dump. This person then finishes in the toilet while still partaking in the dump.

"Bro you were in the bathroom for a while were you skumping?"

"Shit happens."

by skumpboy87 April 13, 2017

Stumpy Steel Arm

RULES:
1) Only allowed to use the same elbow
2) Hit oppenents upper arm in which they are hitting you with.
3) Winner is the person whose oppenent gives up OR falls off his chair. (MUST BE SITTING DOWN DURING GAME TIME @ ALL TIMES)
4) No swinging of the stump ONLY POKING
5) If you miss it still counts as a attack
6) Enjoy responsibly STUMPY STEEL ARM
made by BEN L & DOM G

We at B&D's are hoping you will enjoy this game. If you need practise at Stumpy Steel Arm, bully the smaller and younger people.

by BEN L & DOM G June 11, 2007

skump

an animate object that consistently exhibits minor to moderate utility, but extremely annoying behavior

dude, you're a skump!
why?
cause you're more trouble than your worth!

by hunter-killer April 28, 2011

Skumper

A low Life loser who never wants to do anything fun. He/she always sits on there ass's watching tv or on the computer.a.k.a lowlife

"you never want to do anything, Your a Skumper!"

by Mark April 26, 2003

shumpy

A form of grumpiness that occurs in the morning before one's first shit.

Don't go near Russ the Muss this morning. He's a bit shumpy.

by SniffablePurse July 23, 2006